nourhhh:

You end up real disappointed when you go through life thinking people have the same heart as you.

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oknope:

people who think i’m attractive:

  1. my mom
  2. nobody
  3. nobody
  4. no one 
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bombing:

if you can’t beat them, hire someone who can

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Anonymous said:
please kill yourself

bombing:

this is insulting not just because it’s blatantly hateful but mostly because it’s so boring. the proverbial anon hate first resort “kill yourself” how much more cookie cutter could you possibly get? surely i deserve better? surely you could do better as well. so instead of blocking you like i usually would, i’ll give you a chance to redeem yourself. try again and if what you send makes me want to curl into a little ball and cry i’ll publish it. surely that’s what you wanted, to have your handiwork published by the likes of someone you consider a bigger blog. if your second attempt is just as pitiful as this one i’ll block you and go back to whatever i was doing. take all the time you need i’m not going anywhere

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bombing:

good things come to those who wait but if you wait too long you die. the trick is figuring out how to get what you want before that happens

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shipssabriel:

I love when people randomly follow me because I assume they’ve just seen something I said and went “ah yes. This nerd seems particularly strange. Let’s see what else it does”

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fvming:

To think that 5894 days ago I was just sperm, I think I’ve come a long way

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lordofthepringles:

If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.

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frankocean:

all posts after 2am and before 7am shall be forgiven.

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fake-mermaid:

intensional:

i left the house today to hang out with my friends and 3 of my family members just texted me saying “wow you left the house :o”

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booksmalis:

mood: wanting to go to a bookstore but doesn’t have money to afford a book.

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WHEN YOU FINISH A BOOK AND DON’T KNOW WHETHER TO HUG IT OR THROW IT ACROSS THE ROOM

dukeofbookingham:

It’s like:

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"The worst thing about falling to pieces is that humans can do it so quietly."

—r.i.d (inkskinned)
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cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

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"he’s going to fuck you up and you’re going to let him"

—most sober thing a drunk person could ever say to you (via n-nni)
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